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A Shnoink is the coolest type of person in the world. Shnoinks always have your back, they have great style and they cheer you up when you're down.

Q. "If you had to be stuck on a desert island with anyone in the world, who would it be?"

A. "I don't care, as long as it's a Shnoink."
You will know true peace when you join a community of Shnoinks.
Shnoink by Furbye July 9, 2021
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Nickname for the cutest, sweetest, most popular girl. She always dresses on point. She is a trendsetter but she isn't stuck up about it. She will help anyone and is always nice.
Shnoink got voted class president because everyone thinks she's really nice.

The kids named their school dance performance "The Shnoinks" after her because they all love Shnoink so much.
Shnoink by Kalendi November 25, 2021
What you say when something is amazing or to show off.

You are walking your dog past a basketball court, you look over and see an 80 year old man running decrepitly toward the hoop with a basketball. All of a sudden he jumps up and makes a slam dunk. "Shnoink!"
I just beat you at Never Alone. Shnoink.

No you didn't we're teammates.

Shnoink. I win.
Shnoink by Akathid1736 August 26, 2022
Person 1: he would Shnoink the man’s iPhone and begin giggling mischievously
Shnoink by Bluenderdudee January 23, 2023
To take or to steal.
You: Hey man let me shnoick that seat next to you.
shnoick by Orangecolada January 14, 2018
Snoink
Usage : Verb
Definition : To steal, or grab. To take something that wasnt offered.
Hey! Stop snoinking my french fries.
While walking through Sams Club, Sally snoinked every free sample even if it wasnt offered!
snoink by Xander March 6, 2005
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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