shazworth

A completely stupid person or fuck-up, a dumbass. Also Cock-up, Asswipe mcgee, and larry johnson.

Oh god, allan is such a shazworth! He fucking wrecked my car!

Look at that shazworth, he's using the clogged urinal!

by baobao Rabbi August 22, 2007

Scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

Shagworthy

The state of being attractive enough to be worth a shag in the opinion of another person

Dude , see that chick at the bar with the cute dress and the big tits ... she's totally shagworthy

by Dr Elephant October 24, 2010

scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 27, 2010

shitworthy

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.

Whoa, this music is shitworthy!

by FailRAR August 9, 2010

Shitworthy

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.

Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.

by notshitworthy April 14, 2014

shareworthy

Something worth sharing via social networks, such as Twitter or Facebook.

her (in status update): Is listening to two 20 something guys give each other relationship advice
him (in comment): Anything shareworthy?

by zevg December 16, 2013