Definitions by zevg

Gatsby 

Someone who doesn't attend his own party or event

"Have you seen Morris? This is supposed to be his party but I don't see him anywhere."
"Gatsby!"

Gatsby by zevg September 1, 2022

racializing 

Taking something that has absolutely nothing to do with race and make it about race.

Ken: I think the Iran Deal is dangerous
Julieta: You're a racist!
Ken: What I said had nothing to do with race. Stop racializing.
Julieta: You're a racist!

racializing by zevg March 11, 2021

racialization 

Unjustly accusing someone of racism when the issue has nothing do to with race

"I think the Affordable Care Act is a bad idea."
"You're a racist!"
"What I said has nothing to do with race. What you are doing is called racialization.

racialization by zevg December 22, 2020

Rescue Wife 

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

Rescue Wife by zevg January 30, 2017

viagra commercial 

An older man with a younger woman

He: "Look at that couple. She looks so much younger than him."
She: "A regular Viagra commercial"

viagra commercial by zevg October 3, 2016

tech date

Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.

"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."

"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."

tech date by zevg April 3, 2015

shareworthy 

Something worth sharing via social networks, such as Twitter or Facebook.

her (in status update): Is listening to two 20 something guys give each other relationship advice
him (in comment): Anything shareworthy?

shareworthy by zevg December 16, 2013