Slapworthy

Someone who deserves to get slapped for doing something stupid or bat shit crazy. The main purpose of this is to prevent them from doing further stupid, senseless, inappropriate, dumbass behaviors. Punishment of the extremely stupid is for their own good, learn some manners and don't do things that piss other people off and you will stop being slapworthy.

Ruining lives makes you slapworthy.

Slapworthy by SupremeRuleroftheUniverse11 September 20, 2016

Slapworthy

A term overused by American colleagues to refer to presentations that resonated with customers

Evan: Wow, that pitch slapped.

Zach: Yeah that was a slapworthy presentation!

Slapworthy by Anonemea October 24, 2022

Scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

Scanworthy by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

Shagworthy 

The state of being attractive enough to be worth a shag in the opinion of another person

Dude , see that chick at the bar with the cute dress and the big tits ... she's totally shagworthy

Shagworthy by Dr Elephant October 24, 2010

scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

scanworthy by MoeFaux November 27, 2010

Slutworthy 

Having the ablity to do any slut activty at anytime and anyplace.

Ugh... Shana is so freaking slutworthy whe will drop down to any guy any time.

Slutworthy by Chy Chy February 24, 2008

seaworthy 

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

seaworthy by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008