Shagworthy 

The state of being attractive enough to be worth a shag in the opinion of another person

Dude , see that chick at the bar with the cute dress and the big tits ... she's totally shagworthy

Shagworthy by Dr Elephant October 24, 2010

Scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

Scanworthy by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

scanworthy by MoeFaux November 27, 2010

shag worthy 

The same as shaft worthy or fuckable. A shag worthy girl or boy is attractive (pretty, sexy etcetera) enough for you to want to have sexual intercourse with her/him, but most oftenly you wouldn't seriously consider initiating a relationship with her/him. The number of shag worthy babes/hunks usually increase proportionally with your consumption of alcoholic liquid. To be shag worthy doesn't imply you have to be good-looking or sexy, not at all, it simply implies you are capable to have sex with the person in an especially needy situation.

- Mate, how's the party last night? Got laid?
- Euhm, to be honest I didn't have that much of a success with the babes yesterday. But you know, with all that vodka...I finally just grabbed a chick I found shag worthy. It wasn't that bad actually, she even gave me oral sex!

shag worthy by queerboyoslo December 20, 2005

shitworthy 

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.

Whoa, this music is shitworthy!

shitworthy by FailRAR August 9, 2010

Shitworthy 

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.

Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.

Shitworthy by notshitworthy April 14, 2014

Sigworthy 

Determining a quote from a forum is worthy as your profile signature

"Negative Ghostrider; the pattern is full" from someone declining a threesome in a forum quote used in your signature makes it sigworthy.

Sigworthy by bixx August 4, 2009