adjective; describing one who is so
skin-deep that he or she does the following:
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes,
shoes, hair products, cosmetics,
shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/
society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "
hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade