shasmortion

Something that rhymes with abortion.

"I think that you should get the a-word. And it rhymes with shasmortion."

by Elizabeth777_x February 27, 2008

shma-shmortion

another term for 'abortion'. as used in the movie Knocked Up.

"OK. I won't say it for 'baby-ears' over here, I think you should go get a shma-shmortion. down at the shma-shmortion clinic."

by $ara stitche$ July 6, 2007

Smasmortion

The baby word to be used for adult word abortion because some people ar to delicate to hear the word

Why dont you have a smasmortion at the smasmortion clinic!?

by Peaches on the vine January 13, 2009

shmashmortion

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

shmashmortion

the word for abortion when children are present

for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!

by megg schuu August 2, 2008

shmshmortion

Word used in place of "abortion", for people who are overly dramatic and sensitive to the subject of pregnancy or abortion.

Jill-"I'm Pregnant."

Kevin-"OHHH NOOOO!!"

Jill-"Calm down, i'll go get a shmshmortion down at the shmshmortion clinic."

by Autummmn December 9, 2008

Shabortion

A fat man is torn from his bed and sent hurtling into the air, his wife covered in plaster dust staring at his retreating form through a hole in her roof. he is screaming and his bowels loose. he looks up and sees a basketball in his hand. he had never realized they had a pebbled texture. meanwhile in los angeles california all of the players that ... See Moreplay on every nba team have gathered inside the staples center. none of them are able to explain how or why they ended up there. they mill around the court, ashamed, unable to look each other in the eye. they are all waiting in vain for a coach to blow a whistle. there is a boom. one player covers his eyes. a human meteor punches a hole in the roof of the arena and a fat man dunks on every nba player simultaneously

My Dad had a Shabortion last night.

by not404 July 24, 2010