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Smasmortion 

The baby word to be used for adult word abortion because some people ar to delicate to hear the word
Why dont you have a smasmortion at the smasmortion clinic!?
Smasmortion by Peaches on the vine January 13, 2009
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shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".
I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.
shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

shmashmortion 

the word for abortion when children are present
for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!
shmashmortion by megg schuu August 2, 2008

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.
Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?
Smishmortion by The Shakes March 2, 2009

shasmortion 

"I think that you should get the a-word. And it rhymes with shasmortion."
shasmortion by Elizabeth777_x February 27, 2008
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