Smasmortion 

The baby word to be used for adult word abortion because some people ar to delicate to hear the word

Why dont you have a smasmortion at the smasmortion clinic!?

Smasmortion by Peaches on the vine January 13, 2009

shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

shmashmortion 

the word for abortion when children are present

for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!

shmashmortion by megg schuu August 2, 2008

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

Smishmortion by The Shakes March 2, 2009

shasmortion 

Something that rhymes with abortion.

"I think that you should get the a-word. And it rhymes with shasmortion."

shasmortion by Elizabeth777_x February 27, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019