Shartz

A shit packer (fag) who enjoys modern art, waltzing at the local gay stand (fag bar with no seats), also seemingly good chode whisperers.

Hey Gary look at that guy dancing in the art gallery.

Gary: Total Shartz!

Guy that isn't Gary: Fo Sho!

by Fishbucky June 8, 2009

Ass shartz

When Brian and joe take turns pooping in each others mouths. Then when they are done they high five and make a Mike joke.

Brian and joe shared an evening of ass shartz last night.

by Knightpooper January 9, 2021

saartzee

When you take a zero in the yahtzee column or just a bad occurence. (A combination of the terms "yahtzee" and "saart")

Hey Rich, you sure took a saartzee on that deal.

by the yeaher April 20, 2023

rapid shartation

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

shart

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

by mistermic August 7, 2007

Sharth Vader

The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.

That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?

by shartilingus October 4, 2011

The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021