Shartzy

1.An adjective describing a person who tries to be inspirational during what is suppose to be a motivational hockey speech but they clearly fail.

1. A typical shartzy speech would play out like this:

"Iight niggaz dis team we playin against iz mad ugly, son. Look at doz' fans homes, dey aint got shit on us. Dis team iz EZ and knock some heads on der ass, ya dig?"

2.Person 1:Yo dude did you hear that speech in the huddle?

Person 2: Yeah dude, I was sooooooooo inspired

Person 3: Dude, thay speech was mad shartzy!

by Mohawks January 28, 2010

Sharty Party

A party, in which all of the guests shart.

I am going to have a “sharty party” tonight.

by wordbox January 19, 2021

Sharty Mustard Butt

When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.

Brian is a sharty mustard butt.

by KrissyNJbo June 19, 2010

shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

Shartyrdom

The belief that you crap your pants moments after dieing. Named after the Call of Duty 4 perk Martyrdom, in which you drop a live grenade when you die, except shartyrdom is when you drop a live shit when you die.

Zachary:"Dude did you hear?"
Daniel:"No"
Zachary:"Evan died and shit his pants shortly after."
Daniel:"I knew shartyrdom was real!"

by Big K-Daddy November 30, 2010

sharty bae

A different/more appropriate way of saying shawty bae and funnier.

Hi!
Hey sharty bae!

by bark girl 123 February 16, 2021

sharty tarts

Code for "time out, I quit, no restarts"... to proclaim you won't do something

Friend's mother: "Someone take the trash out"
You: "Sharty tarts"

by chedderbobyoass December 3, 2016