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Shrillary is the accepted real name of Hillary Clinton, who when she is not changing her accent to Kentucky Fried Hillary is screaming into the microphone at her fanatical supporters. She is shrill because she is used to browbeating her husband like a shrew and crying like a baby when she doesn't get her way. Shrillary's favorite subjects are race and gender.
Shrillary sez: You may be wondering why I am not 50 points ahead!! It is because of sexism against women and also racism. Although I am not a racial minority people think I am because I always talk about blacks and Lateeeenos. Therefore same as when in 1998 The New Yorker said Bill was the first black president. Like Rachel Dolezal, I am a black woman. I am woman hear me roar.
by ahsay June 23, 2018

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Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.
Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.
by ahsay November 01, 2018

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Thaksin Shinawatra (last name means "Do good routinely") is the billionaire former prime minister of Thailand. His nickname is "Toxic Shitwater". He and his nominee sister Yingluck both ousted in coups, this limited country cannot come up with any other politicians and is run by the army. Like its neighbors Cambodia. Laos, and Myanmar, politics is a joke anyway as the first army has run the country since World War Two. The politicians are all Chinese and care only about their family business interests and nothing about the long suffering local Buddhist people who Thaksin called "coolies" thinking it was a compliment. Same-same Indonesia and the Philippines.
Thaksin Shinawatra sez: my family will rule Thailand for the next 100 years.
by ahsay November 02, 2018

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A job done by middle-class status conscious "keep up with the Joneses" types who only care that they are better than the person next to them. Typically, a law student is incapable of doing anything else except for English known to everyone. Since everyone passes the bar exam the market is flooded with these pathetic losers. Since they have no work to do, they make a lot of noise and become community agitators and try to tear down the society. They love defending Nazis and illegals.
Lawyer sez: I grew up in Brooklyn and wanted to be a lawyer since I was five. I have $500,000 in student loan debt and do doc review for $15 per hour but I am prestige. I am a counsellor at the bar.
by ahsay November 01, 2018

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Farang is what people in Thailand call westerners as a sign of how much they hate them. Like the Chinese blaming everything from the Opium War in 1840 on gweilos, the Thais blame all of the problems in their country on farangs. While taking their money and marrying off their poor and unwanted divorces to stupid faring, they laugh at them behind their back and discriminate against them in every way such as through "two-thirds pricing". Farangs are always associated with the Patpong hooker district of Bangkok and marry bar girls.
Thai sez to farang: You foreigner, you pay double price!!
by ahsay November 01, 2018

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Meaning ghost, gweilo is what the assholic Chinese people call their worst enemy, the whites, who they blame for every problem in their shithole of a country since the Opium War of 1840-1842 which in their brainwashed minds by propaganda is still continuing. They then demand their "right" to "their share of the American economic cake" and sue for discrimination while being racists in places like Hawaii and Queens.
Chinaman sez: gweilo no good!
by ahsay November 01, 2018

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