Definitions by Poonanny

shartcake 

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

shartcake by Poonanny February 3, 2018

Nike Shox 

Ugly, overpriced trainers which chav and chavettes wear

"Oy you chav wi ya shox trainers"

Nike Shox by PoOnAnNy May 28, 2005