sheetcake

Verb To confidently ignore your problems under the false pretense that they will simply go away on their own.

Yeah, that Klan rally is coming through town tomorrow, but if we all just sheetcake this, we'll be fine.

by ATX0 August 18, 2017

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

Shortcake

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.

As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

Skeetcave

noun; referring to a place, commonly a room, where there is a abnormal amount of skeet present. This is due to high sexual activity, or in most cases, frequent masturbation.

that motel room is one helluva skeetcave. my roommate's room is a skeetcave

by pimpmaster yu December 16, 2005

shitcake

An offensive or loathsome person.

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

Shitcaker

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006