deceit page

A page (usually on Facebook) with a title referencing to something (just to increase views and/or likes), but the posts have nothing to do with the title (shock news, gossip or anything else people don't care about...).

User: Hey, a page about french fries!

Some time later...

User: ...WHAT?! No french fries? Just gossip news? That's such a deceit page! Not gonna click like on it!

by TheMaster001 December 02, 2013

Sharewhore

Basically the same as Like Whore, but instead of the Like, there's the Share.

Post: Share this if you love God, Ignore if you want to go to hell.
User: What a sharewhore.

by TheMaster001 July 05, 2013

Directard

A rabid retarded directioner who keeps bitching about haters and insulting them.

Girl: I love One Direction!

Guy: I hope you're not a directard.

by TheMaster001 July 30, 2013

me ne sbatto

Italian for "I don't give a damn".

Usually an euphemism of "Me ne fotto".

Girl: Lui è proprio bello! (He's so handsome!)
Guy: Me ne sbatto, io lo odio. (I don't give a damn, I hate him.)

by TheMaster001 December 19, 2013

Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013