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Hand Shanty

When a women pleasures a man by stroking his rager.
Look at that heffer over there eating that snatchburger I bet she gives a good hand shanty.
Hand Shanty by MG Boys November 21, 2004

hand shandy 

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.
hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003

hand shandy 

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy
hand shandy by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

Hand-shandy 

A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.
‘Bert couldn’t wait to get in the back seat with Edna. She asked him if he wanted a hand-shandy!’
Hand-shandy by Colonel Barnaby February 15, 2023

hand-shandy 

'avin a wank
yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy
hand-shandy by thorntonj September 28, 2008

Topless Hand Shandy 

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits
"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"
Topless Hand Shandy by JehuLove March 2, 2010
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