handling

Any physical sexual interaction between two individuals that is beyond the intention of friendship.

Last night Natasha was handling the Nako from UCLA all night long.

by Violeta De la Cruz March 16, 2009

Handling

When you pass someone's balls around a group, when someone says signed the person holding the balls has to lick them, like pass the parcel.

Look, them girls are handling Harry!

by Flamingofannys June 1, 2015

Handling

When two males spread their buttcheeks and rub their buttholes together, similar to scissoring.

Hey me and Chad are getting into handling!
I love to handle business!

by SnackLord October 16, 2018

Handling

The term for any form of fanfiction involving shipping, and said 'ships' doing the dirty. In other words, smut fanfiction. This is a play on words for 'shipping and handling', with 'shipping' being the first part and 'handling' being the second.

This is poorly written handling.

The woman literally cannot stop writing handling, and it's weirding out the neighbors.

by Sizniche December 6, 2016

handling it

getting shit done; taking care of business, or mack-ing on ladies.

Rich did such a good job at work yesterday. Want to know why? He handled it.

Dan is handling it with Emily. They are going home tonight together.

by savannahjane August 16, 2010

Handling That Business

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.

The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.

by MARCISMS November 23, 2018

handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019