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Handling 

When you pass someone's balls around a group, when someone says signed the person holding the balls has to lick them, like pass the parcel.
Look, them girls are handling Harry!
Handling by Flamingofannys June 1, 2015

Handling 

When two males spread their buttcheeks and rub their buttholes together, similar to scissoring.
Hey me and Chad are getting into handling!
I love to handle business!
Handling by SnackLord October 16, 2018

Handling 

The term for any form of fanfiction involving shipping, and said 'ships' doing the dirty. In other words, smut fanfiction. This is a play on words for 'shipping and handling', with 'shipping' being the first part and 'handling' being the second.
This is poorly written handling.

The woman literally cannot stop writing handling, and it's weirding out the neighbors.
Handling by Sizniche December 6, 2016

handling it 

getting shit done; taking care of business, or mack-ing on ladies.
Rich did such a good job at work yesterday. Want to know why? He handled it.

Dan is handling it with Emily. They are going home tonight together.
handling it by savannahjane August 16, 2010

Handling That Business 

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.
The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.
Handling That Business by MARCISMS November 23, 2018

handling the merchandise 

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
handling the merchandise by von groovy September 15, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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