shamjid

someone who is way too tall, like it is unnecessary but aight. If you’re a shamjid you’re probably not that funny and people have to climb up to talk to you but it’s fine because you’re nice and a good friend.

Shamjid is so tall like wtf how does he even function

by smolll November 23, 2021

Shampiddle

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

by Telephony October 23, 2010

shanjida

A very beautiful girl that has a 99.9% chance of stealing ur mans

"Hide ur boyfriend! I think I see -Shanjida coming"

by Shanjida July 26, 2017

Shampid

A bright yellow fruit, same size as a football.

Hey, look at the shampid! I heard they're real tasty.

by Cadmoon93 June 22, 2009

shamdid

A fake candid photo; usually of girls purposely not looking at the camera, faking a laugh with their mouth wide open, looking pensively at nothing in the distance, pretending to run through a field or on the beach holding their bf's hand, smiling into a cup of lukewarm coffee, posing like someone just happened to take the photo when in reality, they've spent the last 45 minutes bullying their bestie or bf into taking the shot for them.

OMG Tiffany is so basic, always posting those shamdids of pumpkin spice lattes and dragging her bf through sunflower fields.

by tresadrienne January 23, 2019

Shajid

Shajid is the most amazing person you’ll meet.

He is very smart, responsible and confident. His smile can brighten up an entire room and fill your heart. You must not worry because one of his other attributes is loyalty and honesty. A Shajid will always be there for you and will always make time for you.

Shajid I’ll make u a dad.

by JJEstv2019 November 21, 2021

shajida

A beautiful bitch that speaks 4 languages and is super smart. Never lie to her otherwise she will find out the truth. She’s very loving and caring but isn’t afraid to tell you to back tf up because she ain’t got time for your bullshit

You: hi shajida
Shajida: hi my lovely

by secSyrAwR November 22, 2021