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Shampiddle
The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.
I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?
Shampiddle by Telephony October 23, 2010
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Shampid • Shampiddle • Shampiss • Shamepid • Shamping • shamdid • shamjid • Shampadarph • shamped • shampi
Shampiss
The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.
Shamping
Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.
In other words Sham-camping.
In other words Sham-camping.
When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.
We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.
We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.
Shamping by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009
National Shampionship
The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.
There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.
It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.
There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.
It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.
Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.
National Shampionship by Jim Bro December 6, 2009
shampires
Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.
ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''
ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''
shampires by Live To Win July 7, 2010
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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