sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

by papashivo April 17, 2009

Sham-pooing

The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.

"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"

by SiNister PiGeon December 20, 2009

Shampooping

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

Sticky Shampooing

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.

carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"

by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008