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Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.
Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!
by Fropaholic June 23, 2009
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Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.
I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...
by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011
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Shampooing

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing
by Prosititue user November 19, 2009
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Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.
by asorethumb March 30, 2010
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Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.
by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008
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Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.
Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011
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Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.
That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.
by The Curious George March 19, 2014
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