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shalkism 

A person who displays fatal form of optimism.
"He keeps texting his crush even though she's not interested in him"
"That is a classic case of shalkism"
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svalkism 

Svalkism is a newly founded online religion, centered around their god, svalkobuum. They believe that he has created all of nature, to be harnessed by humans, and as such, they feel a deep sense of gratitude towards him. They find it as their duty to create a world in his image. But what this image is, is not known to many.

The religion is regarded as a cult by some, but this belief is not widely spread.
I believe in svalkism, and no one shall change my mind!
svalkism by svalk May 17, 2021
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silly random comments created by one shak often making no sense whatsoever.
if you fold a piece of paper, it can reach the sun
Shakism by Shak December 8, 2004

Sharkism 

The belief that being a San Jose Sharks fan, is a religion.
forget Catholicism, I study Sharkism!
Sharkism by nebhogan November 2, 2011
you: hey whats your religion?
Me: shankism
shankism by babylluzion February 24, 2008

shaluism 

the belief in shalu. she is God, and cherrie is Jesus. the end.
A:Hey, what's shaluism about anyways?

B:I denno.

A:What?

B:Just believe in it, betch.
shaluism by shalu December 15, 2008
A guy who goes by Shank that is a far left softy hillary supporter
Quit using Shankism
shankism by JohnDoeGaming February 12, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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