shalkism

A person who displays fatal form of optimism.

"He keeps texting his crush even though she's not interested in him"
"That is a classic case of shalkism"

by thatsthewaymahiway July 5, 2021

svalkism

Svalkism is a newly founded online religion, centered around their god, svalkobuum. They believe that he has created all of nature, to be harnessed by humans, and as such, they feel a deep sense of gratitude towards him. They find it as their duty to create a world in his image. But what this image is, is not known to many.

The religion is regarded as a cult by some, but this belief is not widely spread.

I believe in svalkism, and no one shall change my mind!

by svalk May 17, 2021

Shakism

silly random comments created by one shak often making no sense whatsoever.

if you fold a piece of paper, it can reach the sun

by Shak December 8, 2004

Sharkism

The belief that being a San Jose Sharks fan, is a religion.

forget Catholicism, I study Sharkism!

by nebhogan November 2, 2011

shankism

the belief of shanking.

you: hey whats your religion?
Me: shankism

by babylluzion February 24, 2008

shaluism

the belief in shalu. she is God, and cherrie is Jesus. the end.

A:Hey, what's shaluism about anyways?

B:I denno.

A:What?

B:Just believe in it, betch.

by shalu December 15, 2008

shankism

A guy who goes by Shank that is a far left softy hillary supporter

Quit using Shankism

by JohnDoeGaming February 12, 2017