shankism

the belief of shanking.

you: hey whats your religion?
Me: shankism

by babylluzion February 24, 2008

shankism

A guy who goes by Shank that is a far left softy hillary supporter

Quit using Shankism

by JohnDoeGaming February 12, 2017

shalkism

A person who displays fatal form of optimism.

"He keeps texting his crush even though she's not interested in him"
"That is a classic case of shalkism"

by thatsthewaymahiway July 5, 2021

spankism

A religion, the practitioners of which believe that spanking is the only way to enlightenment.

He used to be a Catholic minister, but he converted to Spankism after he found out that there are no celibacy rules for Spankists.

by SpankistMinister December 28, 2008

Shakism

silly random comments created by one shak often making no sense whatsoever.

if you fold a piece of paper, it can reach the sun

by Shak December 8, 2004

Sharkism

The belief that being a San Jose Sharks fan, is a religion.

forget Catholicism, I study Sharkism!

by nebhogan November 2, 2011

Shanism

A religion created by 3 prophets who respected a god by the name of “Shane”
In this relegion, everyone has the name of “shane” somewhere in their name. Legend says that belivers would have similar physical charactheristics to that of Shane. The holy words are “allhamdualshane” as well as “allahuakshane” The three leading prophets are bu lim, bu lee and bu yeo, each one representing the 3 “R” principles. Rrrrrrrespect ,Rrrrrresponsibility and Rrrrrrresponsive. It is said that loyal followers of this religion would proceed to shavean in their next live while shaners( sinners) would proceed to shell(hell). Shaners have claimed to see many duplicates of a demon named Valarrrrrie floating around in shell.

I am a loyal follower of Shanism!
In the followings of Shanism, I will behead u and send u to shell!

by imbalimba August 15, 2018