shalafi 

Shalafi means "teacher" or "master" in Silvanesti, the Elven language of Krynn, which is the fictional world of the Dragonlance setting.

"I'll be with you soon, my Shalafi."

"Forgive me, Shalafi, I meant no disrespect."

You get the idea. :P

shalafi by Kiyenna August 2, 2007

shalafi 

A faggot on soulseek/slsk who thinks he's the greatest thing ever to step on the soil of the planet earth. Usually found in random metal channels saying "I AM THE ALMIGHTY SHALAFI, THEREFORE I MAY TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON!" or some other mindless bullshit that makes one feel their IQ is dropping. He always talks about gay bands and makes himself out to be great. Must be an aol chat geek who found there way on such a great place. Most people hate him and ignore him. Some people such as myself do not because it's funny to watch his bullshit. His soulseek id is: SHALAFi-WiLL-GET-YOU go ahead and piss him off. It's fun :)

also being called a shalafi means your intelligence is equal to a jar of mustard!

Shalafi: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD SHALAFI BOW DOWN TO MY KNEES
Loser: why do you type in caps
Loser2: yeah caps is for morons
Shalafi: BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL
Shalafi: NOW YOU MUST BOW DOWN
*Shadow0fDeath laughs at the cumshitter


hey d00d u r a shalafi!!111 lolzorZ!!!11111111

shalafi by Shadow0fDeath July 6, 2004

Shalaina 

The beauty of the world. Shalaina is used for the most exotic, sexy, beautiful dreamer the universe has ever seen. Guys kill for Shalainas. Perfection, beauty, and a love for classical music make Shalaina an exceptional woman. If your lucky enough to get one, hold on to it. Unique and amazing, Shalaina will take your breath away.

"Shalaina is amazing, I have never seen anyone like her in my entire life."

"Woah, man! You got a Shalaina! Hold on to her, they're pretty rare."

"Dude, lay off my Shalaina. Finders, keepers."

Shalaina by UrbanDictionary123456789098765 November 23, 2011

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor

Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

shalaminga shalamanga by gjhkfdkgijtdkudg.... thrice January 2, 2010

shalaligram 

a multiple page letter infused with large amounts of semen and an imprint of the authors penis on one of the pages.

i sent my p.o. a shalaligram when she wanted me to come in and do a piss test.

shalaligram by JQ1 January 14, 2008

shamafied 

Verb, to hook up with someone. Also to simply own someone.

Jenny and jake hooked up. After, Jenny says.....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied!

Also

Jenny karate chops Eliza and says....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied

shamafied by JENAYNAYindaville March 3, 2008

Strong Salafi 

Alpha Male Muslim. Has 4 wives, a big biceps and high IQ. Refutes deviants on Social Media. Has obtained his vast knowledge through PDFs, YouTube videos and JustPaste.it links.

Did you see how this Strong Salafi ratioed 5 Soy Boy Ikhwaanis with a single dot ? Our mixed group chat still talks about this epic incident.

Strong Salafi by StrongSalafi February 1, 2021