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it is a form of "swear to god."
since no one actually believes "i swear to god" anymore, shalami is being used. if you use shalami it is the untruth then you lose your 'shalami' forever.

it's like "that's my word" in ebonics.
"Shalami, my name is Mike."
shalami by Michael Lettas March 2, 2005

Scalaming 

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.
Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"
Scalaming by NorthDadz March 19, 2010

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised
“Nah he’s a salami monger
Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

Shalomian 

When you get a black, Asian, Indian, and white to gang-bang you at the same time while you scream for help and the stripper cops join in and then at the "Happy ending" it is all squirted into you ass.
My friends pulled a Shalomian on me this weekend and i enjoyed it and now Im not able to sit down.
Shalomian by Urban Sex terms December 29, 2016

Black Salami 

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.
"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"
Black Salami by johnhomone April 7, 2015
From the same root as Shalom sh-l-m. Refers to a cycle, returning, health, peace, greetings, and many other things. It is also the name of the lover in the "Song of Songs." Generally miss-translated in Bibles into English as "Shulamite."
Shulamit by Lila Loo February 5, 2010