1) The act where a group of males sit in a circle and jack off in front of a biscuit. Each one cums on the biscuit. The one who either doesn't or cums last has to eat the biscuit.
2) A rap/rock band that was formed in the mid nineties by a bunch of talentless faggots who some how in this world were able to get a record deal and sell out shows. They band can often be found enjoying homosexual acts with one another or stage and love to promote gay pride. Their name is really limp dickshit but the idiotic teen fanbase can't read anyways so they don't give a shit.
2) A rap/rock band that was formed in the mid nineties by a bunch of talentless faggots who some how in this world were able to get a record deal and sell out shows. They band can often be found enjoying homosexual acts with one another or stage and love to promote gay pride. Their name is really limp dickshit but the idiotic teen fanbase can't read anyways so they don't give a shit.
Has anyone found it ironic the band named themselves after an act that includes a group of men in a circle mastubating?
by Shadow0fDeath July 02, 2004
Get the Limp Bizkit mug.see soulseek. Also to correct the last entry a majority of people are not racists. Also if you're t3h hipsterz fuck off slsk, we don't want trendwhores finding it and RIAA ruining our fun :'(
read my definition on soulseek. It'll give you all the info you need. Oh and someone tell UD to stop giving a shit how long my example is. My example is not needed here. :)
by Shadow0fDeath July 05, 2004
Get the slsk mug.A faggot on soulseek/slsk who thinks he's the greatest thing ever to step on the soil of the planet earth. Usually found in random metal channels saying "I AM THE ALMIGHTY SHALAFI, THEREFORE I MAY TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON!" or some other mindless bullshit that makes one feel their IQ is dropping. He always talks about gay bands and makes himself out to be great. Must be an aol chat geek who found there way on such a great place. Most people hate him and ignore him. Some people such as myself do not because it's funny to watch his bullshit. His soulseek id is: SHALAFi-WiLL-GET-YOU go ahead and piss him off. It's fun :)
also being called a shalafi means your intelligence is equal to a jar of mustard!
also being called a shalafi means your intelligence is equal to a jar of mustard!
Shalafi: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD SHALAFI BOW DOWN TO MY KNEES
Loser: why do you type in caps
Loser2: yeah caps is for morons
Shalafi: BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL
Shalafi: NOW YOU MUST BOW DOWN
*Shadow0fDeath laughs at the cumshitter
hey d00d u r a shalafi!!111 lolzorZ!!!11111111
Loser: why do you type in caps
Loser2: yeah caps is for morons
Shalafi: BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL
Shalafi: NOW YOU MUST BOW DOWN
*Shadow0fDeath laughs at the cumshitter
hey d00d u r a shalafi!!111 lolzorZ!!!11111111
by Shadow0fDeath July 06, 2004
Get the shalafi mug.Soulseek is the greatest p2p program of all time without spyware. In the early days it specialized mostly in Electronic music, though now has a vast majority of musical genres from it's leaders and more well known artists to the extremely underground and obscure. It has many faggots and many cool people on it. Many of the coolest members had long since left. Some still are around. It has chat rooms where most users hang out, no matter how often or not they use the program.
Other names for soulseek: Slsk, SL, Jewseek.
Other names for soulseek: Slsk, SL, Jewseek.
by Shadow0fDeath July 05, 2004
Get the soulseek mug.A genre of music that is meant to be pretty simple. Many grindcore bands use basic riffs at inhuman speeds and write songs ranging from 30 seconds to 2 minutes. The genre was started by Napalm Death and Carcass during the mid eighties. It later evolved to have a bunch of its own subgenres.
Goregrind which is grindcore influenced bands with gorey lyrics, the vocals almost always seem to use effects. Some goregrind is: Lymphatic Phlegm, Regurgitate, Squash Bowels, and more.
Pornogrind is usually very simple and contains a lot of erotic lyrics or odd fetishes to make the genre more humerous then serious. Some pornogrind is: The Meat Shits, Cock and Ball Torture, Anal Bleeding.
Political grindcore, Crustcore, noisecore are also some other grindcore sub-genres. But i myself don't listen to any of those so i can't really tell you what exactly they're like and what bands fall under that catagory.
Key Grindcore artists: Napalm Death, Carcass, Gut, Impetigo, Pig Destroyer, Nasum, Lymphatic Phlegm, Regurgitate, Morbid Savouring, Meat shits, Neuro-Visceral Exhumation
Goregrind which is grindcore influenced bands with gorey lyrics, the vocals almost always seem to use effects. Some goregrind is: Lymphatic Phlegm, Regurgitate, Squash Bowels, and more.
Pornogrind is usually very simple and contains a lot of erotic lyrics or odd fetishes to make the genre more humerous then serious. Some pornogrind is: The Meat Shits, Cock and Ball Torture, Anal Bleeding.
Political grindcore, Crustcore, noisecore are also some other grindcore sub-genres. But i myself don't listen to any of those so i can't really tell you what exactly they're like and what bands fall under that catagory.
Key Grindcore artists: Napalm Death, Carcass, Gut, Impetigo, Pig Destroyer, Nasum, Lymphatic Phlegm, Regurgitate, Morbid Savouring, Meat shits, Neuro-Visceral Exhumation
Slipknot is not nor anywhere near grindcore. The idiot who posted that obviously has no clue what the genre is if he seriously thinks that. Don't listen to his words, they are pretty useless.
by Shadow0fDeath July 02, 2004
Get the grind core mug.A pit for actual metal concerts where people kick eachothers ass to the music. Not to be confused with the following
nu-metal concerts: There is never and never has been an actual moshpit at any nu-metal show. That's actually a bunch of punks trying to rub up against eachother
Windmill/Kung-fu wannabes: When the music starts they ignorantly walk around in a circle flailing their arms like idiots trying to start shit.
Slaming into eachother: You don't go into a pit to slam into the other faggots, you go to kick the living shit out of them.
Usually moshpits are full of morons who are too drunk to even think. They only occur at metal concerts...anywhere else is just a bunch of idiots who think they are moshing.
nu-metal concerts: There is never and never has been an actual moshpit at any nu-metal show. That's actually a bunch of punks trying to rub up against eachother
Windmill/Kung-fu wannabes: When the music starts they ignorantly walk around in a circle flailing their arms like idiots trying to start shit.
Slaming into eachother: You don't go into a pit to slam into the other faggots, you go to kick the living shit out of them.
Usually moshpits are full of morons who are too drunk to even think. They only occur at metal concerts...anywhere else is just a bunch of idiots who think they are moshing.
by Shadow0fDeath August 14, 2004
Get the mosh pit mug.She is the greatest person ever. That's enough said. She's changed my life and been the greatest person i ever could have wanted. She makes me happy and makes each day worth living. Just to see her beautiful face and kiss her sweet lips while looking into her deep blue eyes makes me smile, hell just thinking about it. She litterally is the girl of my dreams. If anyone asked me 'what my dream girl' was like i had a very good definition and even how she would look. She matches everything and i mean EVERYTHING! From the most desired parts to even the very little things suck being very good in bed ;)..but i won't get into those details.
Kari is the greatest person that ever lived. Anyone who disagrees will get their skullcrushed, set on fire and decapitated piece by piece to the bone and fed to the wolves! They'll love your fresh cooked meat as a tasty treat >=D
by Shadow0fDeath July 06, 2004
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