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In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
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Wake n' Shake

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When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.
I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!
by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011
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similar to "wake n bake" but does not involve weed/marijuana, but fucking/sex/intercourse rather. morning sex. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an "afternoon delight". I guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a "wake n fake";)
after karen and I woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice "wake n shake" session before starting our day..
by Vince G. June 11, 2008
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Wake n Shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at Shake Shack for breakfast. The shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a Wake n Shake. It is only referred to as a Wake n Shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a "Fag n Shack"
Person A: Hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow

Person B: I don't know man, its pretty late I don't think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake

Person A: Well I'm busy after that... I don't want to have to do a fag n shack....

Person B: Ok fine, as tired as I will be tomorrow, I cannot pass up the deliciousness that is a Shack Burger at Shack Shack NYC, wake n shake it is broski
by dasahungrykeed January 10, 2010
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When you wake up in the morning and you realized you smoked all your good bud last night so you have to roll a shake joint for wake n shake.
Fuck man... we smoked all our dank ass diesel and blueberry yumm yumm last night so we gotta roll a fuckin shake joint for shitty wake n shake.
by Am-Unit January 2, 2010
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Wake N' Shake

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Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.
I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?

Yes...
by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 9, 2021
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wake n snake

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When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.
My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!
by lucian246 May 20, 2015
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