shagmonger

(Adj)a person who advocates shagging policies.
(V) shagmongering

Wow, he's quite the shagmonger.

John went shagmongering

by EndTask October 2, 2007

Sasmonger

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.

My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.

by Markle February 26, 2003

shartmonger

A person who is always taking poops.

Kyle crayon is a shartmonger.

by k2 November 28, 2004

shitmonger

ShitMonger is a independent record label and production company out of Minneapolis, MN. It has been in operation since 1996. It has put out releases official, DIY CD-rs, and internet releases for off kilter hip-hop, rock, blues, bluegrass and metal bands in Minnesota and California.

G-Biz
P?M: Bluegrass Madness
First Communion Afterparty
Mattastic
Karellen
Ape Lust
Cock Plyers
8=D
Sexicution

ShitMonger puts out some crazy tunes.

by Murderapolis September 26, 2007

scatmonger

One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.

Sharpton's scatmongering in Ferguson made things worse.

by tonto loco March 13, 2015

shitmonger

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.

Look out for the shitmonger.

by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004