shartmonger 

A person who is always taking poops.

Kyle crayon is a shartmonger.

shartmonger by k2 November 28, 2004

scaremonger

(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.

I have the unfortunate trait of sometimes being a scaremonger.

scaremonger by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

ShitMonger 

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.

My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.

ShitMonger by Markle February 26, 2003

Scaremongering 

The act of arousing alarm through ominous reports or rumours for one's own personal gain.

Anti Vaxxer: Bill Gates is paying scientists to create a vaccine to depopulate the world.

Sane person: Stop with the anti vax scaremongering.

Scaremongering by Jeffy Jeffy who lives on Jeffy August 15, 2021

shitmonger 

ShitMonger is a independent record label and production company out of Minneapolis, MN. It has been in operation since 1996. It has put out releases official, DIY CD-rs, and internet releases for off kilter hip-hop, rock, blues, bluegrass and metal bands in Minnesota and California.

G-Biz
P?M: Bluegrass Madness
First Communion Afterparty
Mattastic
Karellen
Ape Lust
Cock Plyers
8=D
Sexicution

ShitMonger puts out some crazy tunes.

shitmonger by Murderapolis September 26, 2007

scatmonger 

One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.

Sharpton's scatmongering in Ferguson made things worse.

scatmonger by tonto loco March 13, 2015

shitmonger 

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.

Look out for the shitmonger.

shitmonger by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004