shartmonger
shartmonger by k2 November 28, 2004
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scaremonger
(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.
scaremonger by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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ShitMonger
ShitMonger by Markle February 26, 2003
Scaremongering
Anti Vaxxer: Bill Gates is paying scientists to create a vaccine to depopulate the world.
Sane person: Stop with the anti vax scaremongering.
Sane person: Stop with the anti vax scaremongering.
Scaremongering by Jeffy Jeffy who lives on Jeffy August 15, 2021
shitmonger
ShitMonger is a independent record label and production company out of Minneapolis, MN. It has been in operation since 1996. It has put out releases official, DIY CD-rs, and internet releases for off kilter hip-hop, rock, blues, bluegrass and metal bands in Minnesota and California.
G-Biz
P?M: Bluegrass Madness
First Communion Afterparty
Mattastic
Karellen
Ape Lust
Cock Plyers
8=D
Sexicution
G-Biz
P?M: Bluegrass Madness
First Communion Afterparty
Mattastic
Karellen
Ape Lust
Cock Plyers
8=D
Sexicution
shitmonger by Murderapolis September 26, 2007
scatmonger
One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.
scatmonger by tonto loco March 13, 2015
shitmonger
A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.
Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.
Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.
Look out for the shitmonger.
shitmonger by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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