slazmonger 

a person of scottish or welsh decent that moved to japan in the late 80s

"yo bradley, you are a slazmonger"

slazmonger by Luke Deakin October 20, 2003

Sasmonger 

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

Sasmonger by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

Slazengered 

When you get absolutely fucked out of your mind by alchohol

"Lulu was slazengered at Nicole's last year."

Slazengered by QueerAssAlchoholic March 3, 2019

Golden Slazenger 

When a gentleman opens up his partners anus and proceeds to urinate within.

It cost a lot of money, but it was well worth it for that golden slazenger!

Golden Slazenger by Jjely90 July 25, 2018

slutmonger 

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.

"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"

slutmonger by pearce duncan January 30, 2006

slutmonger 

An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.

Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!

Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!

Get in here u dirty slutmonger!

slutmonger by Myles Wilson July 23, 2008

Sledmonger 

A term to racially vilify old white men that resemble Santa Claus

Look at that old-assed sledmonger wasting their time! Fuck off Saint Nick!

Sledmonger by Dreddz September 3, 2018