scatmonger

One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.

Sharpton's scatmongering in Ferguson made things worse.

by tonto loco March 13, 2015

sputmonger

The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".

male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*

by Travito February 5, 2008

scaremonger

(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.

I have the unfortunate trait of sometimes being a scaremonger.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Sasmonger

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

slutmonger

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.

"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"

by pearce duncan January 30, 2006

ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.

My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.

by Markle February 26, 2003

slutmonger

An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.

Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!

Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!

Get in here u dirty slutmonger!

by Myles Wilson July 23, 2008