scatmonger
One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.
scatmonger by tonto loco March 13, 2015
Words you can keep
sputmonger
The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".
male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*
sputmonger by Travito February 5, 2008
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scaremonger
(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.
scaremonger by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
Sasmonger
The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.
'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'
Sasmonger by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009
slutmonger
One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.
slutmonger by pearce duncan January 30, 2006
ShitMonger
ShitMonger by Markle February 26, 2003
slutmonger
An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.
Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!
Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!
Get in here u dirty slutmonger!
Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!
Get in here u dirty slutmonger!
slutmonger by Myles Wilson July 23, 2008
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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