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shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.
The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.
shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015
Related Words

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".
New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.
"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble
Rusty Shackleford by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004

finger shackle

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.
finger shackle by coldwar September 18, 2010

shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle
We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.
shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014

shalacked 

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.
the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security
shalacked by z man March 10, 2005