Shanackle. 

The act or state of being in a pickle.

I heard billy had some nasty hemeroids, boy was he sure in a shanackle. his asshole will never be the same.

Shanackle. by TheCosbySweaters April 11, 2010

finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

finger shackle by coldwar September 18, 2010

shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle

We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.

shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014

snackle 

verb

To abscond with food. snackling is the act of stealing food, often in a humorous manner. The phrase was originally used when a person hoarded a particular snack, usually in a social situation. The term now covers any act of pilfering food.

The raccoon snackled the sandwhich from the picnic table.

Dude, you just snackled the last chip.

snackle by Neoproxy December 14, 2009

clam-shackle 

The female equivalent of a cock block. Preventing a female from a potential or desired hook-up.

All Jackie wanted to do was get some action that night, but Erik, being the jealous and controlling type, totally clam-shackled her.

clam-shackle by A & M April 5, 2008

shabacle 

A combination of the words "shenanigans" and "debacle" to indicate a disastrous or confusing situation resulting from questionable or mischevous practices/conduct.

Wow, that party last night was such a shabacle after my ex showed up.

shabacle by NumeroARO April 4, 2010

Shnuckle 

the accidental application of shit to ones knuckle while in the act of wiping ones ass.

"dude, what took you so long?" "Had a serious case of shnuckle, had to wash my hands for 5 minutes."

Shnuckle by The Normandy February 6, 2012