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An abbreviation of the phrase "whats going on?"commonly used in the fallowfield area of south manchester. Frequently accompanied by the word mate. The word takes on varying levels of emphasis depending on the context, and possibly the level of sobriety of the speaker.
maaate, sgern maaaate?

please tell me sgern

Stanism is not sgern!
sgern by _hHaipp June 21, 2009
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Sgarnon is an abbreviation of "Whats Going On". This term, when spoken phonetically works best with an Australian accent, spoken with a more nasal tone to give it that extra edge. It is also acceptable for this term to be split into two words; Sgarn On
Warren: Sgarnon Bill!
Bill: Nommuch Wazza!
sgarnon by mindsnare January 22, 2007
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alex stern

alex stern by Fuckerfromtheeast June 18, 2018
Sherna is the most gorgeous person you will ever met she is kind loving and has the best eyes that you fall in love with forever,if you ever find a Sherna never ever let her go and fight for her because she will always be a loyal friend and with be the kindest out of them all
Damn Sherna’s gorgeous
Sherna by Maddie Dupont December 16, 2018

David Stern 

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.
David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-

David Stern 

A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.

Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.
"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."

"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"
David Stern by David Stern Sucks December 27, 2011
Sternlife is always doing and saying dumb shit. You break all homie laws, but get pissed when anybody else tries to break them. You think you know everything even though you're a baby in the game and are always getting schooled.
Hey, come out with us? We have 5 girls and only two guys and the girls said to bring some guys. Nah, I'm tried and I would rather play video games. STERNLIFE
Sternlife by Teddythekid October 22, 2014
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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