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shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)
shut up your mom's gay by andbow03 February 21, 2018
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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
noah's gay fantasy
Noah has a homosexual fantasy - he dreams of BBQ Migit Interracial Combustion Engine Powered Fingerblaster Backdoor Smasher Rectal Probe Leg Fetish Tightrope Spiderweb Porn.
noah's gay fantasy by El Diablo de Noah October 23, 2013
Schrödinger's Gay
In this days, there are many sexual orientations.. Straight, Gay, Lesbian etc. Don't forget Schrödinger's Gay too!
Schrödinger's Gay by Epicness + Dankness January 3, 2021
sgayter
noun- a male between the ages of 10 and 20 with the following characteristics
-an addiction to gaming
-caucasian
-underweight
-gay
-skateboards
-they are often wealthy as well
-an addiction to gaming
-caucasian
-underweight
-gay
-skateboards
-they are often wealthy as well
sgayter by smartperson12345678910 April 2, 2011
Schrödinger's Gay
A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender
Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay
Schrödinger's Gay by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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