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shut up your mom's gay 

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.
Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)
shut up your mom's gay by andbow03 February 21, 2018

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

noah's gay fantasy 

Noah has a homosexual fantasy - he dreams of BBQ Migit Interracial Combustion Engine Powered Fingerblaster Backdoor Smasher Rectal Probe Leg Fetish Tightrope Spiderweb Porn.
Noah's gay fantasy is too screwed up,
Google it.

Schrödinger's Gay 

In this days, there are many sexual orientations.. Straight, Gay, Lesbian etc. Don't forget Schrödinger's Gay too!

Schrödinger's Gay 

A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender
Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay

Ryan's Gay Yeet Ass 

It's a round thingy that you can see. It hangs from your boyfriend's butt and people like to stare at it sometimes. It's unflappable and saggy. But if your boyfriend has a Ryan Gay Yeet Ass, all the girls and guys will be jealous.
"Look. Charlie doesn't have a Ryan's Gay Yeet Ass!"

CAN BE USED AS A NOUN OR AN ADJECTIVE.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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