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sfpos;
stupid fucking piece of shit.

- noun

1. an object, quantity, entity, or creature, that is stupid, fucking, and shitty.

2. some object that is not specifically or literally stupid, fucking, or shitty, but is otherwise objectionable or irritating.
My sfpos car didn't start today. I had to miss work.

I am neither made of, nor covered in shit, engaged in copulation at this time, nor have a below average IQ. Therefore I am not a sfpos.
sfpos by patronyme June 22, 2010
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A creature with 6 penises
sposbob by oily children June 28, 2016
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An absolute fitty. Someone who you'd like to F. "She's alright I spose!"
Lads, I just witnessed absolute spose. Boys, spose, 12 o'clock. Or just, sppppppppoooooose!

One can also pump up the spose when one sees a spose by pretending to inflate something. For example a bike tyre or set of arm bands.
spose by Bloke49 April 18, 2019
Dude, your girlfriend was railed vigorously and harmoniously by Spose last night.
spose by F4Records January 22, 2008
One who pretends to know/like sports. Sports + Poser = Sposer
My girlfriend is a sposer when it comes to the NCAA tournament.
Sposer by Jayla09 March 21, 2009

Sposhnob 

A highly esteemed, celebrity, or upper power, of incredible dignity and respect.
What a smashing young sposhnob, you are!
Sposhnob by Vandilan March 11, 2013

Nick Sposato

He is someone from Maryland. we call him ThePoppingWaffle. He is definately a Nagga!
Oh dude look its a Nick Sposato. Gross!
Nick Sposato by Jimmy Jager November 5, 2010