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What am I sposta do --- CHARM HIM with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY?!
Da indignant questions dat you snortingly ask yer client/supervisor who has tasked you wif da job of negotiating wif a third party on his behalf --- probably in hopes of persuading/convincing said "Person C" to do whatever it is dat said "Person A" wants --- but then after arriving at Person C's location and sizing up da situation, you realize dat you possess little-or-no knowledge, experience, preparation, and/or influence regarding said negotiation wif Person C, and so you are at a loss to know how best to approach Person C wif Person A's proposition.
Clueless Dude #1, standing just inside da door of a noisy manufacturing-floor building and splutteringly protesting to Dude #2 on his cell phone: Look, Buddy --- I got here to da clothing-factory as you instructed, and I see da uniforms-design foreman whom you described to me, but he's a totally-absorbed-in-his-work bloke who's busy up to his eyeballs, and so I haven't a clue how to proceed here... what am I sposta do --- CHARM HIM with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY?!
What am I sposta do --- CHARM HIM with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY?! by QuacksO July 31, 2026
Spontaneous Research Call
A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.
Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.
Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.
Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.
Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.
In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.
Spontaneous Research Call by TT99 July 14, 2011
spontaneous bidet
Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
spontaneous bidet by johnboynurse March 3, 2009
Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome
Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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