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Relation Staycation 

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)
After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.
Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015

Sextation 

Sextation is a travel experience, such as a vacation, where the primary recreational activity happens to be engaging in sex with your significant other. It can also be used when there isn't an official vacation, but one is staying at home. Similar to a stay-cation, you don't need to leave home to enjoy the many benefits. It usually implies that the sex is extended, over a day or more, like a vacation, but a sextation.
Oh my God, my new BF is so hot! We didn't leave his house for three days - it was like a total sextation -three nights, and four days. All inclusive. I need a vacation!
Sextation by Funny Moms May 16, 2016

staycation

A vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.
Even though I live and work in New York, I don't always get to enjoy all it has to offer, what with my work commitments, but I sure did have an awesome time here during my spring staycation.
staycation by SVS September 14, 2008

sexction 

of, pertaining to, or for sexual action.
She was talking about her other boyfriends to make me jealous and rush into a sexction but I humbly resisted.
sexction by absolutebob May 26, 2008

Sexecutioner 

Possibly the most evil man of all time, he uses common sexual practices to kill.
You better watch out, or the Sexecutioner might face fuck you to death!
Sexecutioner by cobbnobbler January 15, 2010

sexections 

parts of male or female reproductive organs. Like parts of a womans vagina. for example...
p1 - "hey man, how were her sexections last night, eh?"
p2 - "pretty damn good actually"
sexections by chubbbaaa February 23, 2010