sexlump 

When a particular abnormality of one's body, particularly a lump, is used for the betterment of sexual intercourse.

When Keith got up in there, his sexlump on his thigh really rocked her world.

sexlump by Wetmunchkins December 22, 2016

sexsumption 

any sexist remerk. usually made against women

Man 1: "Holy Crap ,*car wizzes by*. Watch the road. Jeeze you drive like a woman."
Man 2: "Dude, quit making sexsumptions"

sexsumption by Gonzo2488 September 22, 2007

sexylumptious 

Turtle brownies with caramel Hersheys kisses in it.

I'm making some sexylumptious for your birthday.

sexylumptious by Bice602 September 7, 2011

sextumping 

The act of sexting while making a bowel movement.

"Dang girl, you look so fly...wait...are you sextumping me right now? Oooh, you dirty!"

sextumping by nick123456 October 13, 2011

sexumptious 

adjective. used when something is described to be so so good that it’s like a non-sexual orgasm

“bro this pizza tastes so good!”
“yeah bro, it’s just so sexumptious”

“omg the feeling after i’ve finally cleaned my room is so… so… sexumptious!!”

sexumptious by anonymous July 11, 2022

sexumptious 

a non-sexual orgasmic feeling. like when something is so amazing it’s like you’re having an orgasm right there but without the sex.

“omg bro this pizza is so sexumptious. the best pizza ever made.”

“man i have soooo much money now that i sold my old TV. this is so sexumptious.”

sexumptious by zeclipse August 31, 2022