sexsumption

any sexist remerk. usually made against women

Man 1: "Holy Crap ,*car wizzes by*. Watch the road. Jeeze you drive like a woman."
Man 2: "Dude, quit making sexsumptions"

by Gonzo2488 September 22, 2007

sexemption

The practice of letting somebody in your social group get away with something normally punishable, solely by virtue of their gender.

Men in a bar will often give a woman a sexemption from paying for drinks.

Women at a homecooked dinner will often give a male diner a free pass from having to do the dishes.

There's a female poster on this games forum who keeps doing things that nobody would put up with in a guy poster. But I guess most of the other posters are dudes, and they don't want to scare her off, so she gets sexemption for now.

by HMB April 30, 2009

Sexseptional

When you feel and look so good that a random stranger might try to jump your bones.

Damn, she is looking sexseptional!

by Sparkles1221 June 18, 2012

sexumptious

adjective. used when something is described to be so so good that it’s like a non-sexual orgasm

“bro this pizza tastes so good!”
“yeah bro, it’s just so sexumptious”

“omg the feeling after i’ve finally cleaned my room is so… so… sexumptious!!”

by anonymous July 11, 2022

sexumptious

a non-sexual orgasmic feeling. like when something is so amazing it’s like you’re having an orgasm right there but without the sex.

“omg bro this pizza is so sexumptious. the best pizza ever made.”

“man i have soooo much money now that i sold my old TV. this is so sexumptious.”

by zeclipse August 31, 2022

Sexdemption

Basically, a mulligan for sex. If your first time having sex with someone was less than stellar, you might want another chance to prove yourself. That's sexdemption.

I drank too much and our first time was not the best. I hope she gives me a shot at sexdemption.

by EggplantHarold September 7, 2025