sexsumption
Man 1: "Holy Crap ,*car wizzes by*. Watch the road. Jeeze you drive like a woman."
Man 2: "Dude, quit making sexsumptions"
Man 2: "Dude, quit making sexsumptions"
sexsumption by Gonzo2488 September 22, 2007
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sexemption
The practice of letting somebody in your social group get away with something normally punishable, solely by virtue of their gender.
Men in a bar will often give a woman a sexemption from paying for drinks.
Women at a homecooked dinner will often give a male diner a free pass from having to do the dishes.
Men in a bar will often give a woman a sexemption from paying for drinks.
Women at a homecooked dinner will often give a male diner a free pass from having to do the dishes.
There's a female poster on this games forum who keeps doing things that nobody would put up with in a guy poster. But I guess most of the other posters are dudes, and they don't want to scare her off, so she gets sexemption for now.
sexemption by HMB April 30, 2009
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Sexseptional by Sparkles1221 June 18, 2012
sexumptious
“bro this pizza tastes so good!”
“yeah bro, it’s just so sexumptious”
“omg the feeling after i’ve finally cleaned my room is so… so… sexumptious!!”
“yeah bro, it’s just so sexumptious”
“omg the feeling after i’ve finally cleaned my room is so… so… sexumptious!!”
sexumptious by anonymous July 11, 2022
sexumptious
a non-sexual orgasmic feeling. like when something is so amazing it’s like you’re having an orgasm right there but without the sex.
“omg bro this pizza is so sexumptious. the best pizza ever made.”
“man i have soooo much money now that i sold my old TV. this is so sexumptious.”
“man i have soooo much money now that i sold my old TV. this is so sexumptious.”
sexumptious by zeclipse August 31, 2022
Sexdemption
Basically, a mulligan for sex. If your first time having sex with someone was less than stellar, you might want another chance to prove yourself. That's sexdemption.
Sexdemption by EggplantHarold September 7, 2025
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