sexitus

Feeling tired after the act of sex. Also can be referred to as “itus”.

“Damn bro, I’m so tired I think I got sexitus.”

“Dawg, I think I got that itus”.

by DaddyGC December 19, 2022

Sextus

The most good looking man out there. Though only twelve years old, he is still standing and looking fine. A Sextus is the kind of guy who everyone likes (except for Davus and Marcus' whole family in the book Ecce Romani)!

girl one: is that sextus i see?
girl two: yes but hes dating lucy so..
girl one: dang it well next time

by imrightyoureleft December 10, 2018

sevitus

Fanfictions where Snape is Harry's father. However unlike Severitus, you create the plot idea yourself.

Dude 1: Hey dude, check out this Sevitus fic!

Dude 2: Oh dude, I've seen that fic before! It's totally brill!

Dude 1: Ch'yeah, dude!

by Inoue Ayumi December 7, 2009

sextus maximus

(definition) Sextus maximus is a position in kama sutra, invented by a couple of school boys having visions of making a pornographic movie in their future, based on this theme. The sextus maximus involves one girl and six guys, each a professional pornographic actor. The girl is penetrated by one man in the vagina, one man in the anal hole, is giving head to another, is receiving a 'boobjob' from another, and is masturbating the other two men. Hence the name, sextus (six) (also homo-phonic for sex) maximus (signifying large gangbang or orgy).

(situation) The movie would be set in the Ancient Roman era, and the girl is the wife of Julius Caesar. The six men are out to murder the Emperor, and the girl offers to reinact the 'Sextus Maximus' to save her husband's life. They perform the move, and when the six senators have finished with her, they still murder Caesar as she has changed her mind because she believes the six men were excellent at doing what they did.

'Somebody call for a hooker?'
'Yeah, how much for a thirty minute sextus maximus?"

by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010

Sexious

One who is both sexy and precious.

Jennah was sexy and precious. She was sexious.

by -JilLxX December 23, 2009

Sexiluscious

A combination of sexy,lusious,and delicious.

That chick was sexiluscious

by Romopromosalad March 10, 2010

Sexibus

1. Someone so sexy they look as if they can leech on and eventually completely consume the very essence of a woman or man's soul, leaving an empty and shattered shell of what once was a free and ultimately superior human being destined for greatness.

2. One who is sexy beyond all reason.

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by GinsNaughtyPlayhouse September 22, 2010