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An Annoying Boy that lives with the squirrels in trees. He is a rapist and the devil. Any form of Sextus means evil in latin. In the Bible it says that SEXTUS is evil and is burning in hell as we speak. He is Satin! He is also a cat that is scared of wolves
"Oh know my dog just got ran over by a truck then mauled by a bear then burned in hell!! D:" "Well his names was Sextus..."
Sextus by Ashtus December 9, 2009

sextus maximus 

(definition) Sextus maximus is a position in kama sutra, invented by a couple of school boys having visions of making a pornographic movie in their future, based on this theme. The sextus maximus involves one girl and six guys, each a professional pornographic actor. The girl is penetrated by one man in the vagina, one man in the anal hole, is giving head to another, is receiving a 'boobjob' from another, and is masturbating the other two men. Hence the name, sextus (six) (also homo-phonic for sex) maximus (signifying large gangbang or orgy).

(situation) The movie would be set in the Ancient Roman era, and the girl is the wife of Julius Caesar. The six men are out to murder the Emperor, and the girl offers to reinact the 'Sextus Maximus' to save her husband's life. They perform the move, and when the six senators have finished with her, they still murder Caesar as she has changed her mind because she believes the six men were excellent at doing what they did.
'Somebody call for a hooker?'
'Yeah, how much for a thirty minute sextus maximus?"

sextus pinus erectus

1. Latin for six tall pine trees
2. THE GREATEST LATIN PHRASE EVER!
3. figure it out for yourself
''my latin teacher taught me a new phrase today.. sextus pinus erectus!''

Sextus interruptus 

When the phone rings (or some other such interruption) while sexting. (see "sexting ")
Damn, Sextus interruptus... Incoming call from my sick grandma ... And I was so close. Hold that thought, Brb.
Sextus interruptus by Selfless August 26, 2013
People performing research to improve sex life
Sextys are always online reading sex blogs
sextys by Sextys February 28, 2019

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.
When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.
Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011