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So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012
It's BETTER then an orgasm. Over 9000 times better.
Guy 1: Yeah, so I totally nailed that one chick last night.

Guy 2: Ah yeah, I heard, she's a screamer when she orgasms.

Guy 1: Oh, that wasn't a mere orgasm, that was a sexgasm. Most incredible thing I've ever seen.
Sexgasm by Sonic101 August 26, 2009

sexnastics

Having such a long, wild, athletic sex session with so many positions that you feel like you just got a serious workout at the gym.
Ursula: Wow, girl. You look exhausted. What have you been up to?
Maria: My man just spent the last 12 hours doing naughty sexnastics with me. I need a nap!
Ursula: Now I know why he's in such good shape.
sexnastics by snowl0ver June 18, 2011

sextastic 

"OH MY GOD! Franz is so sextastic! I think I just creamed!"
sextastic by The Ashinator February 9, 2007

sextastic 

Something that pretains to have much sexyness and tasticness.
1.Chuck you are looking sextastic today.
sextastic by chuck June 21, 2003