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songasmic 

adjective - describes an extremely erotic song
songasmic by IMforpicsLOL July 10, 2005
So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012

songsmith 

Microsoft's new horrible song making program, generally used for the LULZ. You can death metal + songsmith, and it sounds very happy!
Songsmith fucked my ears
songsmith by penisasd February 9, 2009
That part of a song that is soo good it feels like if its the orgasm of the song
In the song let it go by james bay, the part where he sings “let the ashes fall, forget about me” is the songasm.
Songasm by Tapss March 16, 2018

Songsmith 

Verb:
1. To rape someone's mind with terrible, synthetic music.
2. To write bad music.

Noun:
1. A moron with awful taste.
2. Someone you shouldn't be friends with.
Example of verb:
"Hey guys, I wanna songsmith you with this N*Sync remix I just made!!!"

Example of noun:
"That emo kid who enjoys My Chemical Romance is such a songsmith."
Songsmith by Paul_Blogala January 15, 2009
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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