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Sex-is-love Disorder 

When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.
Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!
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Im sick of sex i just want love 

When you look past your short term goals.
God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

sex-love 

When two people in love have sex
People in love, have sex-love

Divine love making (raw sex) 

(verb) When Jon and Sydney participate in the act of making love. Will start slow and smooth with licks and kisses. Leading to ruff, raw, uninhibited, caught in the moment of divine raw intercourse. This action of love must be done several times daily. Caution: Many babies can be made this way. Many, many, many pocket sized babies. Where will you put them? Outside to grow.
You can't handle one. Divine love making (raw sex) is just for Jon & Sydney.

sex vs love 

Sex is to achieve sexual gratification.
Love is to achieve an intimate bond, trust and loyalty.
It's hard for some people to understand the concept of sex vs love.
sex vs love by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

love, sex, dream

acid, or more famously LSD.
"Them other drugs just don't fit me right; Girl I really fuckin' want love, sex, dream" L$D - A$AP Rocky

LOVEGASMIC SEX 

SEX SO GOOD, THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN THINK TO

SAY AT THE POINT OF CLIMAX IS "I LOVE YOU".
MY WIFE AND I HAVE LOVEGASMIC SEX ALL THE TIME.

AFTER LAST NIGHTS LOVEGASMIC SEX, I WENT TO WORK

SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR!
LOVEGASMIC SEX by Sherriloveiam September 24, 2011