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overly flashy and sassy males.
sex male by noize December 10, 2003
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male sex organ 

a fucking penis you fucking moron
typically a term used by Fife's
"May I stick my male sex organ in your female sex organ?
male sex organ by niggerstolemybike September 18, 2006

male sex organ 

a clever way to call someone a dick or dickhead, without sounding rude
-Hey, you male sex organ. You stole my breakfast.

-Don't be such a male sex organ!
male sex organ by dildo777 January 19, 2023

male sex slavery

the concept of the female CONTROLLING the male with their "cootchie" !!
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!

it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !

the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some

kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)

of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been

manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"

it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!

the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once, john could get past male sex slavery...response: megan must be GOOD !

male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
male sex slavery by michael foolsley December 20, 2021

male sex kitten 

A sex God, with a chiselled body, abs you can iron a shirt on and a fantastic ass. A burning beacon of sexuality. Hard to resist. A man that can make your panties melt.

Look up the definition of orgasm

Keenan!?!
KEENAN! KEENAN! KEENAN! Keenan is a male sex kitten, he is so good.

male sex slave 

A guy who will do anything the female ask of him , mostly when it comes to her sexual desires .
The male sex slave , let his dom gag-ball him , hand {cuffed} him and started to whip him delicate at 1st then harder .
RM made JD her male sex slave for the night , it was so {orgasmic} that this is a {once] a week thing
male sex slave by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017

The four stages of male sex organs 

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock
I’ve been through those stages before!!

You mean the four stages of male sex organs?
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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