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serbenbastard 

ivica perkovic (I didn't know he is gay. He likes tall men and especially good looking men. He touched a lot dicks)
"Hör auf damit, du nervst mich!" *Serbenbastard grinst* "SerbenBASTARD!!!" *Serbenbastard sprachlos. Simon Brauer feucht und geil*
serbenbastard by coolcomand July 2, 2022
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crew served handgun 

This is a satirical remark regarding oversized, impractical pistols.
Gawwwd, that .50 is a crew served handgun!

Revenge is a dish best served cold 

An old, widely used phrase expressing the sentiment that revenge that is delayed, and executed well after the heat of anger has dissipated, is more satisfying than revenge taken as an immediate act of rage.

It has been frequently been claimed on the Internet to have originated in the novel "Les Liaisons Dangereuses" by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos. In truth, however, there are two problems with the widely circulated quotation from that book. The first is that the phrase does not appear in the novel, or anything else that de Lacois wrote. The second problem is that the French quotation used as proof is linguistically erroneous; de Lacois would never have written the words attributed to him. Thus it bears all the hallmarks of an Internet "fact" for which someone invented an authentication that seemed plausible, knowing that it would rarely be verified.

The phrase has been in use since at least the 19th century, and at least one author's use of it back then expressed to the reader that it was an already existing dictum.

Of course, how long ago it came into being in the Klingon Empire would be an interesting subject for xenolinguistic research.
"Kirk, old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold'?"
– Khan Noonien Singh in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"
A new, better, more heightened word for burned. If you really want to let your buddy know he has his ass handed to him, you gots to drop the SKERB.
"Oh man, I was macking on this hottie all night...until her boyfriend knocked me on my ass!"
"Awwww you just got SKERBED!"
skerbed by James Belfer May 17, 2008
Sereda is the sweetest person out there. She is always smiling and doesn't like people being mean. Sereda is a hard-working person. Sereda overthinks everything, so be careful how you treat her. She has the most amazing laugh ever. Once you make her laugh, it's game over.
Sereda is so special. She makes me feel different!
Sereda by Alkapone33 November 11, 2019

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas