The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.

"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"

Feucht fireworks by Lahey jim January 6, 2022

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Fechtering

1. (v): Bringing up esoteric hypothetical situations when everyone else agrees on the conversation point

2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion

"Dave was being completely unreasonable, he was totally fechtering me in that conversation"

Fechtering by Joltbot August 29, 2015

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Feichtenschlager

A Feichtenschlager is a person who hates children and is born from the seed of satan himself
If you ever meet a feichtenschlager run as fast as you can

While I was going home a feichtenschlager tried to steal my soul

Feichtenschlager by Sun coffee August 30, 2021

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feuching

the act of two women pressing their vulvas together during sex.

i walked in on my mom and her girlfriend feuching, and i'm scarred for life.

feuching by j. malott November 25, 2005

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Theo Fechtmeyer

salty creature with tape measures and puts lotion on risbah's locker

Hey, look at the Ayran boi. Who is that? Oh, that's the Kaiser Theo Fechtmeyer.

Theo Fechtmeyer by general_tao December 6, 2018

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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