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seppoku 

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1. To commit suicide in the ancient Japanese style to keep your family's honor intact.
2. When a ninja flips out and has no one else to kill, he will attempt to kill himself by shoving a frisbee down his own throat.
1. The samurai commited seppoku to save the honor of his family after failing his mission.
2. After running out of victims, the ninja choked to death by seppoku.
seppoku by Kureji January 13, 2004
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Google Seppuku 

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"You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.

Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."
"JESUS CHRIST!! What? Oh sorry. Not you. I was playing google seppuku and I lost. I lost big time."
Google Seppuku by Stevy July 17, 2005

Beard Seppuku

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When a man attempts to trim up or style his beard and makes a fatal error, forcing him to go clean shaven rather than bear the shame of failure.

Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
Pierre: "Hey dude, why'd you go clean shaven?"
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."
Beard Seppuku by OtterOwnage December 25, 2010

hillbilly seppuku

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Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the next life is eased by liquid refreshment.
Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.

Seppuku 

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Honorable suicide commited by Samurai after they have shamed themselves or are failed their masters. Samurai could be ordered to commit suicide by their lords (Daimyo)
The samurai would disembowel himself, and when the pain got to be too much to where he might shame himself, his second would decapitate him.
Seppuku by Maness October 30, 2003

Seppuku 

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Ritual suicide by disembowelment carried out by samurai. Literally means "stomach cutting." The samurai committing seppuku would shove a dagger such as a tanto into their stomach while another samurai acted as their second by lopping off their head.
Seppuku is also reffered to as Harakiri

Seppuku 

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Ritual suicide by disembowelment. Some who commit seppuku have a second person decapitate them after the one who kills himself commits the disembowelment.
"After losing the battle, he felt seppuku was the only way out."
Seppuku by crono June 29, 2003
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