Harakiri
Ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by warriors in the traditional Japanese society.
He performed a Harakiri on himself.
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Harakiri
A nice long self inflicted shank in your belly. The Japanese managed to make even suicide an honour.
Harakiri by RedShankyMan May 20, 2019
Harakiri Frape
The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.
Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"
Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".
Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".
Harakiri Frape by Dong Oral March 12, 2011
Homo-Harakiri
Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!
Homo-Harakiri by Bergham J. June 28, 2014
triple harakiri
Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.
triple harakiri by Joe March 1, 2005
doing harakiri
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; it means committing suicide. As to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they don't know what to do. They can't even find G-d's eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery if you are not mentally ill, no matter how hopeless the situation may be. But who cares, because mentally ill people can't make the rational choice to commit suicide.
father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; it means committing suicide. As to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they don't know what to do. They can't even find G-d's eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery if you are not mentally ill, no matter how hopeless the situation may be. But who cares, because mentally ill people can't make the rational choice to commit suicide.
doing harakiri by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2012
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