Ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by warriors in the traditional Japanese society.
He performed a Harakiri on himself.
by care! July 27, 2005
Get the Harakiri mug.A nice long self inflicted shank in your belly. The Japanese managed to make even suicide an honour.
by RedShankyMan May 20, 2019
Get the Harakiri mug.The most (in)famous kind of Japanese suicide. As it says, I'm slitting my stomach, it refers to this gruesome kind of killing oneself.
He was not able to stand the pressure of the society, so he decided to solve the problems in an "honorable" way.
by Zdenek June 08, 2004
Get the harakiri mug.The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.
Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"
Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".
Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".
by Dong Oral March 12, 2011
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Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!
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Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!
by Bergham J. June 28, 2014
Get the Homo-Harakiri mug.Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.
by Joe March 01, 2005
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father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; it means committing suicide. As to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they don't know what to do. They can't even find G-d's eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery if you are not mentally ill, no matter how hopeless the situation may be. But who cares, because mentally ill people can't make the rational choice to commit suicide.
father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; it means committing suicide. As to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they don't know what to do. They can't even find G-d's eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery if you are not mentally ill, no matter how hopeless the situation may be. But who cares, because mentally ill people can't make the rational choice to commit suicide.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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